vklj:

chuckhistory:

This is me doing some Hollywood Acting in a project Molls wrote and produced and I worked on.

You can watch the video here or click the picture. It’s after the commercial, but before the show about Charice - a little Asian singer chick who kinda looks like she is made out of sexy marshmallows. I can say that. She has her 18th birthday in the first episode.  

I helped with the editing of this video.  There was a lot more funny stuff, but it got cut out for time. I’m still happy with the way it turned out.

Chuck is a real funny guy and Molly is a brilliant writer.  I’m glad I got to know them this year.  Props to the rest of the crew  - Sophia, Davey, Sal, Mikey - love working with them.

FYM reblogs this because it’s kind of hot to think of a dog being voiced by Molly.

mollsphotos:

i’ll take pictures of my dog again soon.

It’s okay babygurl, we’ll wait for you.  We would walk 500 miles, and then we would walk 500 more.

I just sat here for about five minutes and imagined hard with my imaginational mind powers what the act of “troll rape” would look like… because rape is such an awful thing. No joke. It amazes me sometimes that Molls can (successfully) make light of such heavy subject.

Now back to troll tape and the powers of my dyslexic brain waves.  I imply not a troll raping a person, and not a person raping a troll, don’t get what I’m writing twisted.

Troll-on-troll rape. Can you imagine the horror, and the fur?

(image via molls)

molls:

mollsfanclub:

Molls Fan Club calls this one, “The End of an Era.”

for your reference.

AHHH!!! THIS IS AMAZINGGGG!

(Who is runs this Tumblr? I’ll buy you a blow job.)

We here @ FYMolls thought there was only one Molls fanclub, and that is US.  Whatever, it’s tumblr, everyone wanted to fuck the cheerleading captain, right?  Fear not, there’s enough room in Molly’s britches (read: ego) for the both of us.

P.S.  If you’ve got any spare change after you buy the fanclub a beej, could you throw a few pennies at us for a heej?

A small peek into the mind of Molly McAleer.

molls:

NEVER QUIT.

Damn gurl, you don’t even need mint floss, you’re making menthols in your mouth.

Look at this bad bitch, this fly mamma jamma.  I bet she downs tallboys of Sparks in her bathtub surrounded by lit Our Lady of Guadalupe candles from the 99.  She probably doesn’t have the time and patience for tampons, she just lets that shit leak.

molls:

In case you were wondering, Professor Bedbugs had a great time tonight and can’t wait for the conversation circle in the book garden at noon tomorrow.

Don’t you just want to put Molly in your pocket?

Lookatthisfuckinghipster?  LOOKATTHISFUCKINGCUTIE!!

I’m betting this entire outfit is assembled from swag bags and thrift stores and she still makes this shit look fly.  Terminal flyness.

Sometimes I feel that this bad bitch was sent from the future to save us all.